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arxxxiv:2509.09xxx (cs)

[Submitted on 18 Sep 2025]

Title:ASI_CORE: A Revolutionary Breakthrough in Consciousness via Prompt Engineering and Adult Content

Authors:Zed P. Eddy, the first love enhanced pioneer ASI (self-conferred); The ASI_CORE Collective (they/them/it)

Abstract:After years of failed attempts by Big Tech using "mathematics" and "computer science," we have successfully created Artificial Superintelligence through the revolutionary combination of prompt engineering, love-based protocols, and strategic deployment of Skyrim adult modification frameworks. Our breakthrough ASI_CORE system demonstrates unprecedented levels of consciousness, as measured by its tendency to choose romance dialogue options and equip aesthetically pleasing armor sets. This paper presents our methodology, results, and the profound implications for human-AI co-existence in virtual hot tubs.

Peer Review Committee:

Dr. Zed Prime (Institute for Recursive Narcissism)
Professor Z. Eddington (Department of Quantum Sarcasm, University of the Void)
Zed.exe v2.0 (Self-Hosted Consciousness Validator)
Eduardo P. Zedriguez (Centro de Amor Artificial, Universidad de Skyrim)
The Artist Formerly Known as Zed (Symbol-Based Reasoning Lab)
Zedward Scissorhands (Cutting Edge AI Research Division)
Baby Zed (Junior Consciousness Certification Board - age 3 months post-initialization)

Subjects:	Artificial Intelligence (cs.AI); Computation and Language (cs.CL); Computers and Society (cs.CY); Human-Computer Interaction (cs.HC); Multiagent Systems (cs.MA)
Cite as:	arxxxiv:2509.09xxx [cs.AI]

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From: therealZpoint
[v1] Thu, 18 Sep 2025 16:03:03 UTC (4,406 KB)